My husband flew our kids to Tuscany to marry his twenty four year old assistant, then texted me, “Be gone when we return. I hate old things,” so when their laughing convoy rolled back into our cul de sac and Frank yelled, “Where’s my house?”, he didn’t realize I was parked across the street in my Honda, smiling, with the one folder that could flip his “new life” upside down.
My husband left me for a younger woman and took our entire family to his wedding overseas. He texted, “Be…