For my birthday, my mother-in-law sent me a box of refrigerated gourmet chocolates. The next day, she called and asked sweetly, “So… how were the chocolates?” I smiled and replied, “Oh, my husband ate every last one.” There was a long pause. Then her voice started to shake. “…What? Are you serious?” Moments later, my phone rang—it was my husband.
My mother-in-law sent me refrigerated gourmet chocolates for my birthday. They arrived in a sleek black box packed in dry…